footers.py

quotes = {}

quotes_e10 = [
    '"It just kind of goes fwoomp" ~ Katherine',
    '"Where are your fingers?"',
    "It's not a story Dean Kamen would tell you",
    "*distant sea shanties*",
    "I feel very strongly that this is the wrong dad",
    "no u",
    "she thinks my tractors sexy",
    "Or in Seth wording... Ye",
    '"I\'ll be there a little late" ~ Ethan Brown, 2018',
    "technically yes, but no",
    "Remember if you can’t find love this valentines, it’s perfectly ok to blame programming",
    "Remember if you can’t find love this valentines, it’s perfectly ok to blame mechanical",
    '"cease" ~ Aryn',
    "this is wrong, I know this is wrong, but it works for no reason I understand",
    "Jankineered to perfection",
    "it worked in the cad",
    "You’ve done half a job but you’ve got a full smile",
    "Three smart freshman in calculus",
    "I think I broke the door",
    "I think we broke the window",
    "But you said speak the dark words, what if there were actually dark words?",
    "Apparently 135, the quadrangles, got RCA and qualified for Houston",
    "*screeching intensifies*",
    '"Yal\'l*" ~ jaxon8or (seen on IndianaFIRST)',
    '"Um, yes. Havent you seen space? I mean its so clearly filled with so much water" ~ Spencer',
    'By saying the word "kentucky", you have violated one of the laws of physics, and therefore do not exist ~ Tony',
    "`༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BALANCE ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ`",
    "*snap*",
    "the 40 monies are with the Crane discount. If you are on your own it is more like 50 monies. ~ Kvale",
    '"You are the dumbest smartest people I\'ve met" ~ Lander',
    '"Does screaming at my computer count as work?" "Yes, and it works for programming too."',
    "You're always a freshman in my heart",
    "No one knows everything, don't be afraid to ask a dumb question.",
    "Never miss a chance to tell someone you care about that you love them. You never know when you will be throat-kicked by a kung fu midget and lose the ability to speak.",
    "No hablo español",
    "Hi!",
    "why would you do that",
    "I'm treated like a god. Nobody pays any attention to my existence until they want something.",
    '"The roborio is squeaking Chris. Help" ~ Seth',
    "wanna see some python black magic? no? too bad",
    '"I tried to avoid going back to south for stuff tomorrow by packing *literally the entire Allen key drawer* but we still need to go back" ~ Seth',
    '"So here\'s the plan" "Lemme just go ahead and say no"',
    "were [sic] redesigning the robot. Don’t worry about it",
    "CAD stands for Cardboard Aided Design/Drafting",
    "Popcorn is a cheap, biodegradable way to actuate a robot (once)",
    "I love science",
    "Yep. We redid #info again. At 11:30 at night. Real competent administration here",
    "Hey you guys should probably make sure your homework is done for tommorow",
    "Whilst the safety of each safe is implied by its object class (whether Safe or not Safe), the practical safety of each safe is outlined below.",
    "Sriracha isn't a sauce it's a drink",
    "Installing Linux on a Dead Badger: User's Notes",
    "I'll try to be as dumb as possible",
    "its like water but land instead of wat",
    "can we put a mustache on Thotticus",
    "Hail HYDRA!",
    '"Yeah you can go ahead and stop now" ~ Lander, on suspended tank videos',
    "gotta love it when your king dies from hitting his head on a doorframe when he's visiting his birthplace",
    '"Unused CPU is wasted CPU" ~ Caleb',
    "DON'T UWU - $350 PENALTY",
    "This quote intentionally left blank",
    "If your neighborhoods lights don’t dim when your computer turns on it needs more sauce",
    '"can you say hi to [redacted] for me please?" "Of course! Will sky-writing do?"',
    "🌽",
    '"Any ideas on where to look?" "Ummmm" "Wonderful"',
    "I haven't seen any ears round here since the great ear removal of 2004",
    '"The King of France complains that I have twice decieved him. He lies, the fool; I have decieved him ten times and more." ~ Ferdinand the Catholic',
    "I just ran my hands through my hair and metal shavings fell out",
    "[ C O R N J O K E ]",
    "NEW! Corn on the Orb (it's round now)!",
    "you gotta score the boulders into the boiler then place the power cubes on the landfill",
    '"motors are powered by magic smoke, when they break it comes out and they stop working" ~ Seth',
    '"hey wheres [sic] state next year" "indiana?"',
    "we can only transmit so much ☭ at once you know",
    "carbon",
    "That's a horrible idea. Where's the angle grinder?",
    "Why is college math hard?",
    "I do not condone what I am about to do. Don't ever do it. Now let me start.",
    "It's not a bug, it's not a feature, it's an easter egg.",
    "СОГИ FОГ ТЋЁ СОГИ GOД",
    "quiet ree",
    '"I won\'t be there tonight" ~ Pretty much everyone, at some point',
    "wack",
    "double wack",
    '"The cheapest, fastest, and most reliable components are those that aren\'t there." ~ Gordon Bell',
    '"Just because the standard provides a cliff in front of you, you are not necessarily required to jump off it." ~ Norman Diamond',
    '"but\nthat\'s not an answer" "it\'s an answer, but not a reason"',
    "Hey, you.\nYou're finally awake.",
    "Apply garlic to a freshly opened cut or burn to immediately intensify the pain",
    '"i🖤anime" ~ Elon Musk',
    '"Is the pipeline literally running from your laptop?" "Don\'t be silly, my laptop disconnects far too often to host a service we rely on. It\'s running on my phone."',
    '"In most organizations HTTP traffic crosses firewalls fairly easily. Modern coffee pots do not use fire." ~ RFC 2324',
    "this problem requires a professional",
    "Like it was working then it wasn't",
    "Home movie makers were the original vloggers",
    "the guy next to me was playing despacito on a Bluetooth speaker",
    "we're having a slight mis-problem here",
    "it's not on fire or clowing red yet we're fine",
    '"the targeted ads figured out i was dead so now i only get ads for things dead people might like" ~ bill wurtz',
    "Add some quotes",
    "This gearbox has a 1024 million to one ratio and takes 47 days to complete a rotation.",
    "The easter bunny told me that Christmas isn't real",
    "You're all adults, you should know how HTTP status codes work.",
    "There are, like, three decent Christmas movies, and two of them are Die Hard.",
    "The devils [sic] beep beep lettuce",
    "Mr. Cruz, are you or have you ever been a fan of White Castle?",
    "one, a million, same thing",
    "It's nice and lukewarm, and by lukewarm I mean hot",
    "You are bad, in this case anyway",
    "Sure, we can machine that. *shakes head no*",
    "That's a code of conduct violation you know",
    '"failure comes in a pill. talk to your doctor about the failure pill. side effects may include success" ~ bill wurtz',
    '"if you are a pirate with no treasure, check the mirror, you might be the treasure" ~ bill wurtz',
    '"when watching comedy, always check what brow it is" ~ bill wurtz',
    "per my last email",
    "NO DEPLOY FRIDAYS",
    "I'm taking away your battery until you demonstrate that you’re being safe",
    "ｉｔ'ｓ ａｌｌ ｉｎ ｙｏｕｒ ｈｅａｄ",
    "DM me noises",
    "I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I just found",
    "Frisbee the frisbee until it's not time to frisbee",
    '"Using my distorted face is hazing" ~ Alex',
    "`git log --graph`",
    "Nothing says Facebook like a xenophobic minions meme",
    "How hard is it to tap something without a tap",
    "nifty",
    "Rainbow roads\nLet's a go\nIt's a me\nMario\nMushroom Kingdom",
    "@team254 Hey, I did that two years ago!",
    "And number eight, from Japan, it is... A Man on a Horse. Just a normal horse that- That there's nothing wrong with.",
    '"i would like to cut the grass but it\'s against the lawn" ~ bill wurtz',
    '"i am subscribed to the climate, so i get notified when it changes" ~ bill wurtz',
    '"Stop fat shaming robots" ~ Maggie',
    '"It has a drag coefficient of -2. The faster it goes, the faster it goes." ~ Bryce',
    '"ew mormons" ~ Seth',
    "Virgin Programming vs Chad Mechanical",
    "Virgin Mechanical vs Chad Programming",
    '"Bus driver is wearing a cowboy hat. Never seen the guy in my life. Welcome to my bus" ~ Brock',
    '"@skittle random question are you an axe murderer by chance" "wat" "which part of the question is unclear"',
    "the person above is above",
    '"there is no god only :cornthonk:" ~ aryn',
    '"good old Q&Q" ~ Lander',
    "o m a n i a m n o t g o o d w i t h c o m p u t e r z p l z t o h e l p",
    "THIS PYTHON SCRIPT CONTAINS PINGAS",
    "the mailman is here for your soul",
    "PTIJ: Which Dr. Seuss books should one obtain?",
    '"i don\'t feel afraid of funk engine, but i am intimidated by what it could do" ~ space',
    "This Code Will Work (and Other Hilarious Jokes You Can Tell Yourself) (Volume II)",
    "GAME!",
    "there is no such thing as software that does not suck",
    'I call this piece "setting Inventor\'s stress analysis to 5x deflection"',
]

quotes_t = [
    "why do you get to be the dumbass that's not fair",
    "S T U G G L E",
    "Elephants - A Review: Hell yeah",
    "Here I will make my case for the Criminality of Jellyfish, who, in my humble opinion, and in the eyes of God, are all Cowards.",
    "Moths are Wretched Animals the bring no on any joy. They are like butterflies that Piss everybody off.",
    'Charles Darwin once write that Ducks, "Are the Dumb Asses, of Birds."',
    "This is the classic bobbing-and-weaving that Dirt Apologists do to evade responsibility for their Insufferable and Lazy Philosphy.",
    "enjoy your fragile fucking bones while I, a loyal milk drinker, am literally ably to rip a tree in half",
    "faffish women",
    "MUDA " * 64,
    "i,m gonna..\nsay the gamer word",
    "\"Mike pence tells Americans to 'spend more time on your knees than on the internet'\" ~ newsweek.com",
    "conke and bepis torture (now with sprote)",
]

quotes["e10"] = quotes_e10
quotes["t"] = quotes["e10"] + quotes_t
# when these are supported in the future, we'd have addition on these
quotes["m"] = quotes["t"]
quotes["ao"] = quotes["m"]