- In conclusion, gym socks aren't vegetables, carrots used to be purple and you now know the average length of a potato. But you don't know not the distribution of potato lengths or how the length differs by potato type. I hope you can now identify whether or not what you're eating is a vegetable.
+In conclusion, we've embarked on a journey through the world of vegetables and quirky facts. While gym socks may not be vegetables, the revelation that carrots were once purple adds a touch of unexpected history to your daily diet. Armed with the knowledge of the average potato length, you now possess a unique skill. Despite the brain cell casualties, I hope this whimsical exploration has entertained and enlightened you. As we, a group of dedicated newspeople, refine this piece, consider this your initiation into the fascinating universe of vegetable lore. Bon appétit!
If you're reading this, you've reached the end of the article and probably lost a few brain cells. Now we, a group of professional newspeople, are going to work on improving it. Kind of like a reverse mad-libs.