FuckitJS killed my fucking dog

[phillips1012]

The license is ambiguous about warranty and now my dog is dead.

THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR
IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO BLAH BLAH BLAH ISN'T IT FUNNY HOW
UPPER-CASE MAKES IT SOUND LIKE THE LICENSE IS ANGRY AND SHOUTING AT YOU.

Help.

Please send replacement dog to 1234 John Doe Street Pyongyang North Korea

[ghost]

Have you tried rebooting your dog yet?
Oh can't mate it ain't covered by your warranty which ended the second that you ran it.

[Creeper2009]

FuckitJS also raped my dog.