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"mfg": "merge from current", "mfkr": "motherf**ker", "mflfs": "married female looking for sex", "mfr": "motherf**ker", "mfw": "my face when", "mgiwjsdchmw": "my girlfriend is watching jeff so don't call her my wife", "mgmt": "management ", "mhh": "my head hurts", "mhm": "Yes", "mho": "My Humble Opinion", "mia": "Missing In Action", "mic": "microphone", "miid": "my internet is down", "milf": "Mom i'd like to f**k", "miltf": "Mom I'd like to f**k", "min": "minute", "mins": "minutes", "miq": "make it quick", "mir": "mom in room", "mirl": "meet in real life", "misc.": "miscellaneous", "miself": "myself", "mite": "might", "miw": "mom is watching", "miwnlf": "mom I would not like to f**k.", "mk": "mmm....ok", "mkay": "ok", "mlc": "mid life crisis", "mle": "emily", "mlg": "Major League Gaming", "mlia": "my life is amazing", "mlm": "multi level marketer", "mlod": "mega laugh out loud of doom", "mlp": "my little pony", "mmamp": "Meet me at my place", "mmas": "meet me after school", "mmatc": 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So Much", "mutha": "mother", "muve": "multi-user virtual environment", "muvva": "mother", "muzik": "music", "Mvp": "Most valuble player", "mw2": "modern warfare 2", "mw3": "Modern Warfare 3", "mwah": "kiss", "mwf": "Married White Female", "mwm": "married white man", "mwsmirl": "maybe we should meet in real life", "myaly": "miss you and love you", "myfb": "mind your f**king business", "myn": "mine", "myob": "mind your own business", "myodb": "mind your own damn business", "myofb": "mind your own f**king business", "mypl": "my young padawan learner", "mysm": "Miss you so much", "myspce": "myspace", "Oml": "Oh my lord", "Sma": "Suck my ass", "n": "and", "n e": "any", "n/a": "not applicable", "n/a/s/l": "name, age, sex location", "n/c": "no comment", "n/m": "nevermind", "n/n": "nickname", "n/o": "no offense", "n/r": "No replys ", "n/t": "no text", "n00b": "newbie", "n00bs": "newbies", "n00dz": "nudes", "n00s": "news", "n1": "nice one", "n199312": "african american", "n1994": "african 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"no big deal", "nbdy": "nobody", "nbf": "never been f**ked", "nc": "not cool", "ncaa": "National Collegiate Athletic Association", "ncs": "no crap sherlock", "nd": "and", "ndit": "No details in thread", "ndn": "indian", "nds": "Nintendo DS", "ne": "any", "ne1": "anyone", "neday": "any day", "nedn": "any day now", "nefing": "anything", "negl": "not even going to lie", "nei": "Not enough information", "neida": "any idea", "nekkid": "naked", "nemore": "Anymore", "nes": "Nintendo Entertainment System", "nethin": "anything", "nething": "anything", "neva": "never", "nevah": "never", "nevar": "Never", "nevarz": "never", "nevm": "never mind", "nevr": "never", "newais": "Anyways", "neway": "anyway", "neways": "anyways", "newayz": "anyways", "newb": "someone who is new", "newbie": "new player", "newez": "anyways", "nf": "not funny", "nfbsk": "not for british school kids", "nfc": "no f**king clue", "nfd": "no f**king deal", "nff": "not f**king fair", "nfg": "No f**king Good", "nfi": "no f**king idea", "nfr": "not for real", "nfs": "not for sale", "nft": "no further text", "nfw": "no f**king way", "ng": "nice game", "ngaf": "nobody gives a f**k", "NGAS": "nobody gives a s**t", "ngl": "Not Gonna Lie", "nh": "nice hand", "nhatm": "not here at the moment", "ni": "no idea", "ni994": "n***a", "nib": "new in box", "nic": "Network Interface Card", "nif": "non internet friend", "nifoc": "naked in front of computer", "nifok": "naked in front of keyboard", "nigysob": "now I've got you son of a b***h", "nimby": "not in my backyard", "nin": "no its not", "nip": "nothing in particular", "nips": "nipples", "nite": "night", "nitfm": "not in the f**king mood", "nitm": "Not in the mood", "niwdi": "no I won\\'t do it", "nizzle": "n****r", "nj": "Nice job", "njoy": "enjoy", "njp": "nice job partner", "nk": "no kidding", "nkd": "Naked", "nkt": "never knew that", "nld": "nice lay down", "Nlf": "Nobody lives forever", "nm": "not much", "nm u": "not much, you", "nmb": "Not my business ", "nmbr": "number", "nme": "enemy", "nmf": "not my fault", "nmfp": "not my f**king problem", "nmh": "not much here", "nmhau": "nothing much how about you", "nmhbu": "nothing much how about you", "nmhm": "nothing much here, man", "nmhu": "nothing much here, you?", "nmhwby": "nothing much here what about you", "nmjb": "nothing much just bored", "nmjc": "not much, just chillin'", "nmjch": "Nothing Much Just Chilling", "nmjcu": "nothing much, just chilling, you?", "nmjdhw": "nothing much just doing homework", "nmjfa": "nothing much, just f**king around", "nmnhnlm": "no money, no honey, nobody loves me", "nmp": "Not My Problem", "nmu": "nothing much, you", "nmw": "no matter what", "nmwh": "no matter what happens", "nn": "good night", "nn2r": "no need to respond", "nnaa": "no not at all", "nnfaa": "no need for an apology", "nnr": "no not really", "nntr": "no need to reply", "nntst": "no need to say thanks", "no pro": "no problem", "no1": "no one", "noaa": "National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration", "noc": "naked on camera", "noe": "know", "noes": "no", "nofi": "No Flame Intended", "nolm": "No one loves me", "nomw": "not on my watch", "noob": "someone who is new", "noobie": "new person", "nooblet": "new player", "noobz0r": "newbie", "noodz": "nude pictures", "nookie": "sex", "nop": "normal operating procedure", "norc": "No one really cares", "NORWICH": "knickers off ready when I come home", "notin": "nothing", "noty": "no thank you", "noub": "none of your business", "nowai": "No way", "nowin": "knowing", "noyb": "none of your business", "noygdb": "none of your god damn business", "np": "no problem", "np4np": "naked pic for naked pic", "npa": "not paying attention", "npc": "Non-playable character", "npe": "nope", "npgf": "no problem girl friend", "nph": "no problem here", "npi": "no pun intended", "npnt": "no picture, no talk", "nps": "No Problems", "nq": "Thank you", "nqa": "no questions asked", "nr": " no reserve", "nr4u": "not right for you", "nrg": "energy", "nrn": "No Response Necessary", "ns": "nice", "nsa": "No Strings Attached", "nsas": "No Strings Attached Sex", "nsfmf": "not so fast my friend", "nsfu": "no sex for you", "nsfw": "not safe for work", "nss": "no s**t sherlock", "nst": "no school today", "nstaafl": "No Such Thing As a Free Lunch", "nt": "nice try", "ntb": "not to bad", "ntbn": "no text-back needed", "nthg": "nothing", "nthin": "nothing", "nthn": "nothing", "ntigaf": "not that i give a f**k", "ntk": "Need to know", "ntkb": "need to know basis", "ntm": "not to much", "ntmk": "Not to my knowledge", "ntmu": "nice to meet you", "ntmy": "nice to meet you", "ntn": "nothing", "ntrly": "Not Really", "nts": "note to self", "ntstt": "not safe to talk ", "ntt": "need to talk", "ntta": "nothing to talk about ", "nttawwt": "Not that there is anything wrong with that", "nttiawwt": "Not that there is anything wrong with that.", "ntty": "nice talking to you", "ntw": "not to worry", "ntxt": "no text", "nty": "no thank you", "nu": "new", "nub": "inexperienced person", "nuff": "enough", "nuffin": "nothing", "nufin": "nothing", "nutin": "nothing", "nuttin": "nothing", "nv": "envy", "nvm": "never mind", "nvmd": "nevermind", "nvmdt": "never mind then", "nvmt": "nevermind that", "nvr": "never", "nvrm": "Nevermind", "nvrmnd": "never mind ", "nw": "no way", "nwb": "a new person", "nwih": "no way in hell", "nwj": "No Way Jose", "nwo": "new world order", "nwrus": "no way are your serious ", "nws": "not work safe", "nwtf": "now what the f**k", "nwy": "no way", "nxt": "next", "ny1": "Anyone", "nyc": "New York City", "nyd": "No, you don't.", "nyf": "not your fault", "nyp": "not your problem", "nywy": "anyway", "doge": "dog", "o": "Oh", "o rly": "oh really", "o&o": "over and out", "o.p.": "Original Poster", "o/y": "oh yeah", "o4b": "Open for business", "oaoa": "over and over again", "oar": "on a roll", "oaw": "on a website", "obgjfioyo": "old but good job finding it on your own", "obj": "Object", "obl": "osama bin laden", "obo": "or best offer", "obtw": "oh, by the way", "obv": "obviously", "obvi": "obviously", "oc": "Original character ", "occ": "Occupation", "ocd": "obsessive compulsive disorder", "ocgg": "Oh Crap, gotta go", "od": "over dose", "oday": "software illegally obtained before it was released", "odg": "oh dear God", "odtaa": "one damn thing after another", "oe": "or else", "oed": "oxford english dictionary", "of10": "often", "ofc": "of course", "ofcol": "oh for crying out loud", "ofn": "Old f**king News", "oftc": "out for the count", "oftn": "often", "oftpc": "off topic", "ofwg": "old fat white guys", "og": "original gangster", "ogw": "oh guess what", "oh noes": "oh s**t!", "oh noez": "Oh no!", "ohic": "oh I see", "ohn": "oh hell no", "ohnoez": "Oh no", "ohy": "oh hell yeah", "oibmpc": "oops I broke my computer", "oic": "oh, I see", "oicic": "oh i see i see", "oicu": "oh, i see you!", "oicwydt": "oh, i see what you did there", "oidia": "oops i did it again", "oink": "Oh I Never Knew", "oiyd": "Only In Your Dreams", "oj": "orange juice", "ojsu": "Oh, just shut up!", "ok": "okay", "oll": "online love", "olpc": "One Laptop Per Child", "omdg": "oh my dear god", "omdz": "Oh My Days ", "omfd": "oh my f**king days", "omfg": "oh my f**king god", "omfgn": "Oh my f**king god noob", "omfgsh": "Oh My f**king Gosh", "omfj": "oh my f**king jesus", "omfl": "oh my f**king internet connection is slow", "omfsm": "Oh My Flying Spaghetti Monster", "omfwtg": "Oh My f**k What The God?", "omg": "oh my God", "omg's": "oh my god's", "omgd": "Oh my gosh dude", "omgf": "oh my god...f**k!", "omgg": "Oh my gosh girl", "omgicfbi": "Oh my god I can't f**king believe it", "omgih": "Oh My God In Heaven", "omgihv2p": "oh my god i have to pee", "omginbd": "Oh my God, It's no big deal", "omgn": "oh my goodness", "omgny": "oh my god no way", "omgosh": "Oh my gosh", "omgroflmao": "oh my god roll on the floor laughing my ass off", "Omgs": "Oh my gods", "omgsh": "oh my gosh", "omgty": "Oh my god thank you", "omgukk": "oh my god you killed kenny", "omgwtf": "on my God, what the f**k", "OMGWTFBBQ": "oh my God, what the f**k", "omgwtfhax": "Oh My God What The f**k, Hacks!", "omgwtfit": "Oh my God, what the f**k is that", "OMGWTFNIPPLES": "on my God, what the f**k", "omgyg2bk": "oh my god you got to be kidding", "omgykkyb": "oh my god you killed kenny you b*****ds", "omgz": "oh my God", "omgzors": "oh my god", "omhg": "oh my hell god", "omj": "oh my jesus", "ommfg": "oh my mother f**king god", "omt": "one more time", "omw": "on my way", "omwh": "on my way home", "omwts": "on my way to school", "omy": "oh my!", "onoez": "oh no", "onoz": "oh no", "onud": "oh no you didn't", "onyd": "oh no you didn't", "oob": "out of buisness", "oobl": "out of breath laughing", "ooc": "out of character", "oohm": "out of his/her mind", "oom": "Out of mana", "oomf": "One of my followers", "oomm": "out of my mind", "ooo": "out of the office", "ootb": "out of the blue", "ootd": "outfit of the day", "oow": "On our 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"that's so cool", "tsff": "thats so f**kin funny", "tsig": "that site is gay", "tsl": "The single life", "tsnf": "that's so not fair", "tss": "That's so sweet", "tstoac": "too stupid to own a computer", "tswc": "tell someone who cares", "tt4n": "ta ta for now", "ttbc": "Try to be cool", "ttbomk": "to the best o fmy knowledge", "ttc": "text the cell", "ttf": "that\\'s too funny", "ttfaf": "Through the Fire and Flames", "ttfn": "ta ta for now", "ttg": "Time to go", "tthb": "try to hurry back", "ttihlic": "try to imagine how little i care", "ttiuwiop": "this thread is useless without pics", "ttiuwop": "this thread is useless without pics", "ttiuwp": "This Thread Is Useless Without Pictures", "ttiwwop": "This thread is worthless without pics", "ttiwwp": "this thread is worthless without pics", "ttl": "total", "ttlly": "totally", "ttly": "totally", "ttm": "talk to me", "ttml": "talk to me later", "ttmn": "Talk to me now", "ttms": "talking to myself", "ttr": "time to run", "ttrf": "That's 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