A library of quips about Chuck Norris, including a plugin for pmxbot to apply the quips to your chat colleagues.
>>> import chucknorris.quips as q
>>> q.random('Janet')
'Janet doesn't wear a watch. She decides what time it is.'
To enable the pmxbot plugin, just install this package in your pmxbot environment. Once you've done this, the !norris command will be available.
To override the default gender for a given nickname, just add names to the relevant nicks in your config.yaml:
female nicks: - beibeix male nicks:: - jaraco
Names like 'judy' or 'brad' will be detected automatically.