I don't look upon this like it's the end, I look upon it like it's moving on you know. It's almost like my work here's done. I can't imagine Jesus going 'Oh, I've told a few people in Bethlehem I'm the son of God, can I just stay here with Mum and Dad now?' No. You gotta move on. You gotta spread the word. You gotta go to Nazareth, please. And that's, very much like... me.

My world does not end within these four walls, Slough's a big place. And when I've finished with Slough, there's Reading, Aldershot, Bracknell, you know I've got to-Didcott, Yately. You know. My-Winersh, Taplow. Because I am my own boss, I can-Burfield, GitHub, npm.

So that's...

People npm install david-brent --save, they go, 'yeah yeah, you are the best'.

const davidBrent = require('david-brent');

davidBrent(); //=> 'Go and get the guitar.'
davidBrent(); //=> 'I knew he would! Typical. That'll work!'

davidBrent.mused(`this is the module I've needed!`);
//=> 'Brent mused, and then replied; this is the module I've needed!'

davidBrent.quipped(`this just gets better and better!`);
//=> 'David quipped; this just gets better and better!'

davidBrent.meltingPot({
	stringsToBrentsBow: [ 'philanthropist', 'chilled out entertainer' ],
	friendOrBoss: [ 'friend first', 'boss second', 'probably entertainer third' ]
});
davidBrent.stringsToBrentsBow(); //=> 'philanthropist'
davidBrent.stringsToBrentsBow(); //=> 'chilled out entertainer'
davidBrent.friendOrBoss(); //=> 'boss second'