Java-Spring | Javascript - React.Js & NextJs | Python-Django | AWS | NoSQL MongoDB | SQL - Postgres | PowerBI | Scikit-Learn | Pandas | Numpy
# π Hello, World! I'm [Your Name]
I'm a code-wielding, data-wrangling wizard with over 7 years of experience in making computers do my bidding. I speak fluent Python, Java, and SQL, and I'm pretty sure I can convince a toaster to run a neural network if given enough time and coffee.
- Build web apps that are so responsive, they finish your sentences before you do (Django and Spring Boot are my trusty sidekicks)
- Tame wild datasets and turn them into well-behaved insights (Pandas is my animal whisperer)
- Create machine learning models that predict the future (or at least try to - my crystal ball is still in beta)
- Visualize data so beautifully, it makes bar charts blush (Power BI is my artistic medium of choice)
- Python (I can Python faster than a snake can slither)
- Java (I spring into action with Spring Boot)
- Data Analysis (I find needles in haystacks, then analyze the hay)
- Machine Learning (Teaching machines to learn, so I don't have to)
- PyTorch (Lighting up neural networks like it's the 4th of July)
- Django (Making web frameworks as cool as the Django theme song)
- Explaining recursion to my dog (he's still chasing his tail, but we're making progress)
- Debugging production issues (because who needs sleep, right?)
- Trying to convince my coffee maker to integrate with my smart home system
- I turn coffee into code, and code into solutions
- I can speak to databases in their native tongue (SQL, NoSQL, or interpretive dance)
- My code is so clean, it squeaks when you compile it
- I've never met a bug I couldn't squash (except for that one time... we don't talk about that)
So, if you're looking for someone who can wrangle data, build robust web applications, and crack a few jokes along the way, you've come to the right profile. Let's build something amazing together β and maybe teach a few machines to laugh at our jokes while we're at it!
P.S. If you have a coding problem, I'm your guy. If you have a bug infestation, please call an exterminator. I only debug digital critters!
"I code. I caffeinate. I repeat. When I'm not debugging, I'm probably googling. My superpower? Turning coffee into code. In my free time, I like to tinker with machines, break things, and then fix them again (sometimes). Oh, and I'm pretty sure I can write a program to solve world hunger, I just haven't had enough coffee yet."βDebugging is like being a detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer.β